Icon
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Book
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Perk or Skill
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Where to find
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XP cost
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Note
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Pig Skinner Skill Books
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Celsius 212
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Hot-Foot
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Murray's Antique Store, bookshelf
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100 to upgrade
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Set target on fire for 3
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Field Manual PS706: Troop Morale Maintenance
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Cheerlead
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Cola Wars Surplus
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75 to upgrade
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Increase all allies' stats by 1 (once per fight)
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Do-It-Yourself Sports Medicine
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Tape Up
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Ocean City Boardwalk, first aid kiosk
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50 to upgrade
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Heal target for 5 HP
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Chaos And Its Discontents
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Free-For-All
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A Fitful Dream
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50 to upgrade
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Deal 3 physical damage to all combatants
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Complete Sports Almanac, 1880-1890
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Throw Ball
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Crystaldream Dam, outhouse
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100 to upgrade
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Deal 5 physical damage
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A Treatise on a Treatise on Metareferentiality
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Stop Hitting Yourself
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Rufus's Lab, bookshelf
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75 to upgrade
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Deal target's Muscle in Physical Damage
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Advanced Bullying Techniques
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Noogie
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Zeta Omega Omicron, bookshelf
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75 to upgrade
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Reduce target's stats by 3
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The Breeze In The Bristlecones
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Second Wind
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S.I.T. (Greenhouse), Kalos' bookshelf
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75 to upgrade
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Restore half of your maximum HP
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Kicking Things For Fun and Profit
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Punt
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The Old Dauphin House, right bedroom
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100 to upgrade
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Deal 3 Physical Damage and reduce Mysticality by 3
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To Stretch Man
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Stretch
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Gatorman Fortress (Throne Room), bookshelf
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100 to upgrade
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+3 Muscle
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How To Cheat At Sports
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Wind Up
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Jasper's Feed and Tack (Back Room)
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150 to upgrade
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Your next melee attack deals 2x damage
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Cheese Wizard Skill Books
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Cheeses I Have Smelt
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Queso Fustulento
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Murray's Antique Store, bookshelf
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100 to upgrade
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Deal 5 Stench Damage
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Field Manual CW401: Culinary Tactics
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Parmesan Missile
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Cola Wars Surplus
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100 to upgrade
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Deal 3 Physical Damage and reduce Moxie by 3
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Cooking For Health
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Medical Manchego
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Ocean City Boardwalk, first aid kiosk
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50 to upgrade
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Heal target for 10 HP and cure all negative status effects
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The Melting Mind
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Mind Melt
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A Fitful Dream
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75 to upgrade
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Deal target's Mysticality in Hot Damage
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Cooking With Power Tools
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Stilton Splatter
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Valley Hardware
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100 to upgrade
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Deal 3 Sleaze Damage to 3 different enemies
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Spacetime's Rainbow
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Reality Shift
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Rufus's Lab, bookshelf
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75 to upgrade
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Gain 3 armor against every element
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Sloppy Cooking For Huge Groups
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Fondue Deluge
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Zeta Omega Omicron, bookshelf
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75 to upgrade
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Light up random foes for a total of 5 On Fire
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Hard Rock, Soft Rock
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Cheddarmor
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S.I.T. (Geology Classroom), Dr. Morton
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75 to upgrade
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+3 Physical Armor to target
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Mascarpone's Monster or The Modern Provolone
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Emmental Elemental
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Monster Shack, bookshelf
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100 to upgrade
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Summon a Cheezling ally (once per fight)
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Bones And How To Crack Them
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Crack Knuckles
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Gatorman Fortress (Throne Room), bookshelf
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100 to upgrade
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+3 Mysticality
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Anarchy Through Spirituality
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Gather Cheese-Chi
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Jasper's Feed and Tack (Back Room)
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150 to upgrade
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Your next magical attack deals 2x damage
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Jazz Agent Skill Books
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History's Worst Honking
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Sax of Violence
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Murray's Antique Store, bookshelf
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75 to upgrade
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Deal 1 Physical Damage to all enemies each round
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Field Manual JA227: Extraordinary Audition
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Orchestra Strike
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Cola Wars Surplus
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100 to upgrade
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Deal 5 Physical Damage
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Flute Music Is The Best Medicine
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Soothing Flute
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Ocean City Boardwalk, first aid kiosk
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75 to upgrade
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Heal all allies by 1 HP per round
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Vibrations of the Netherzones
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Jazz Hands
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A Fitful Dream
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75 to upgrade
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+3 Moxie
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Greta's Guide to Cross-Species Friendship
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Call for Backup
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Greta's Compassionate Pet Store
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100 to upgrade
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Cause your familiar to act 2 additional times
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Harmonic Frequency Reference (90Hz - 180Hz)
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Tricky Timpani
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Rufus's Lab, bookshelf
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75 to upgrade
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Deal target's Moxie in Sleaze Damage
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Piano Repair for Abject Imbeciles
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Piano Crush
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Zeta Omega Omicron, bookshelf
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100 to upgrade
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Deal 3 Physical Damage and reduce Muscle by 3
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Poisons from Arsenic to Zinc Oxide
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Venomous Riff
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S.I.T. (Spiders Classroom), bookshelf (Jazz Agent only)
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100 to upgrade
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Poison target for 5
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Advanced Scowling
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Grit Teeth
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Haim Quarry, foreman's office
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50 to upgrade
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Heal target for 5 HP
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Making The Most Of Your Stabbings
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Knife in the Dark
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Gatorman Fortress (Throne Room), bookshelf
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100 to upgrade
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Deal 25% of target's Max HP in Physical Damage
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Destroying Authority With Music
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Drum Roll
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Jasper's Feed and Tack (Back Room)
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150 to upgrade
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Your next Moxie attack deals 2x damage
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Perk Books
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The Handgun's Tale
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Advanced Handgunnery
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Farmer Chekhov's House
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none; requires 5 Mysticality
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+1 to Ranged Weapon Attacks
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Advanced Poison Chemistry
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Poison Metabolizer
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S.I.T. (Spiders Classroom), bookshelf (Jazz Agent only)
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none; requires 7 Mysticality
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Poison wears off more quickly
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Advanced Collision Physics
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Collision Dynamics Expert
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S.I.T. textboox salesman
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75
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+1 to Melee Weapon Attacks
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Advanced Magnetospheric Flux
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Seen Forces
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S.I.T. textboox salesman
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75
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+1 to Magical Weapon Attacks
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Advanced Projectile Physics
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Cannon Canon
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S.I.T. textboox salesman
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75
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+1 to Ranged Weapon Attacks
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Advanced Neurological Anatomy
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Energized Brain
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S.I.T. textboox salesman
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100
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Allows use of an extra combat item every round
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Advanced Vascular Anatomy
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Comprehensively Veined
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S.I.T. textboox salesman
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50
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+3 Maximum HP
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Encyclopaedium of Bloode
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Bloode Lore
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Village of Sandwich, Proctor Cellar
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30, 40, 50...
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+3 Maximum HP, then +2 per use
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Expensive Luxuries, Inc. catalog
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There's Treasure Everywhere
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Black Gold Mine
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30, 40, 50...
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+20% to Item Drops, then +10% per use
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The Psychography of Panhandling
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Expert Panhandlery
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S.I.T. Library Stacks stacks with 6 Hobo Literacy
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50
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+25% to Meat Drops
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101 Delicious Mutton Recipes
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Mutton Magnate
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Uncurse Librum Umbra Malum Ovilla
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none
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+30% to Meat Drops
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111 Delicious Mutton Recipes
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Meaty Expertise
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Lift The Book's Curse
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30, 40, 50...
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+20% to Meat Drops, then +10% per use
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Posthumous Works of the Romance Poets
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Coldridge's Armor
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Upgrade His Majesty's Least Favorite Poems at The H***hole
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30, 40, 50...
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+1 Cold Armor per use
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Short Stories of Long Winters
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I Choose Not to be Cold
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S.I.T. (Barbecue Wing Freezer Room)
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30, 40, 50...
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+1 Hot Armor per use
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Flora foetidae
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Nostrildamus
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The Old Junkyard (Faerie Complex)
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30, 40, 50...
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+1 Stench Armor per use
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Scary Stories for Spooky Children
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Nightmare Alloy
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The Old Gilmore Place
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30, 40, 50...
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+1 Spooky Armor per use
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Surely Shocking Jokes (complete set)
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Heard 'Em All
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Travelling salesman in Ocean City or Crystaldream Lake
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30, 40, 50...
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+1 Sleaze Armor per use
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Librum Umbra Malum Ovilla
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Several
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S.I.T. Library Stacks
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100 each; 900 total
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Requires Shadow taint level 3
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...Books
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The Complete Works of Schmedlund Plencer
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None
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The Black House
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n/a
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Can be used in the ending
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complicated S.I.T. textbook (Name is randomized and starts with a number)
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None
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S.I.T. wandering salesman
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n/a
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Gives when used
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His Majesty's Least Favorite Poems
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None
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Ovid's Store
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n/a
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Can be upgraded at The H***hole into Posthumous Works of the Romance Poets
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The History of Mudhenge
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None
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Mudhenge
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n/a
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Highly informative
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Tom Chapman's diary
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None
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Largemouth Bass & Sons (Chapman House quarters)
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n/a
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Part of the quest to find Tom and Cathy
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Welding & Wielding
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Weapon Repair Aware
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The Tin Lizzies' Chop Shop shed
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n/a
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It's a joke perk
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