Ocean City Boardwalk

Ocean City Boardwalk
Region	Ocean City
Unlocked by	Wandering

The Ocean City Boardwalk is a great place to throw away your hard-earned Meat.

Quests

The final Mob quest concludes here.

Shop

Someone in a nurse hat runs a first aid kiosk near the end of the pier.

1	Cooking For Health	100	As Cheese Wizard
*	cotton candy	20
1	Do-It-Yourself Sports Medicine	100	As Pig Skinner
*	gauze pad	10
1	gauze turban	50
*	tube of sunscreen	10
1	Flute Music Is The Best Medicine	100	As Jazz Agent

Interactions

Fishing in the ocean
Limit	10/day
Items	crusty ring (3rd cast) cryptic message in a bottle (15th cast) mysterious message in a bottle (25th cast) fish in a sack bucket of chum delicious oyster fish-liver oil handful of cream cheese haunted clam licorice taffy mildewy sailor's hat nasty goo one wet cigarette piece of scrap metal root beer taffy rusty cola can spearmint taffy (25% items)

Dusty, a hobo leaning on a lamppost.

• Give her 5 to send her to the Hobo Camp.
• Chat to learn +1 Hobo Literacy.

A fortune teller, for 50 .

• After paying for 3 readings, get Skeptical perk for +1 Mysticality.

Tony Fiasco, Hat Photographer.

• Earn 30 per unique hat you show him.
• (Ambition): I'm gonna be famous!
• The sign above Tony's shop always shows the last three hats you had photographed.

A bouncer with a widow's peak.

• On Don Toblerone's final quest, gain access to the Basement Vampire Bar.

A games booth. With high enough stats, pay 10 to win a prize:

• With 3 All Stats: win crab clogs.
• With 5 All Stats: win colorful clown pants.
• With 7 All Stats: win sticky hand on a stick.
• With 9 All Stats: win wind-up monkey.
• With 11 All Stats: win two random rings.
• With 13 All Stats: win shiny plastic crown.
• With 15 All Stats: win beautiful goldfish.

A ferris wheel. Several people are wearing hats with letters on them, spelling out AXIOM.

• 10 seats, counterclockwise: lady, A, X, empty, guy, I, guy, O, M, empty
• Related to cryptic and mysterious bottles?

A fishing spot on the end of the pier.

Locations

See Basement Vampire Bar.

People

• Tony Fiasco
• Dusty
• A fortune teller
• A carny
• A nurse

Mad Libs

The fortune teller tells your fortune:

• FIRST CARD
• SHE DRAWS A CARD. SHE REVEALS A CARD.
• YOU QUESTION THE CARD. SHE REACTS.
• SHE PREDICTS PAST. DON'T REMEMBER PAST.
• SECOND CARD
• SHE DRAWS A CARD. SHE REVEALS A CARD.
• YOU QUESTION THE CARD. SHE REACTS.
• SHE PREDICTS PRESENT. YOU ARE RIGHT.
• THIRD CARD
• SHE DRAWS A CARD. SHE REVEALS A CARD.
• YOU QUESTION THE CARD. SHE REACTS.
• SHE PREDICTS FUTURE. OKAY.

Bucket	Formula
FIRST CARD	"The first card reveals the past events that led you here." "The first card represents your past." "The first card tells us about where you've been."
SHE DRAWS A CARD	She draws a card. She slowly draws a card. She pauses a moment for effect, then draws a card. She slowly flips over a card. She sighs and draws a card. She pulls a card from the bottom of the deck.
SHE REVEALS A CARD	"Hmm, the ADJECTIVE NOUN. Very interesting." "It's the ADJECTIVE NOUN." "I think this one is the ADJECTIVE NOUN." "Oh, this one is the RANK of SUIT!" "Oh, I... hmm. This is the... the RANK of SUIT?" "This is... the... ahh... ADJECTIVE... ah... NOUN." "Okay, I know this one. This is the ADJECTIVE NOUN." "Umm. The... Ah... ADJECTIVE... Ahh.. NOUN." "Ah, the RANK of SUIT!"
ADJECTIVE	Cantankerous Cowardly Cruel Gluttonous Impulsive Reassuring Resentful
NOUN	Blacksmith Entertainer Geologist Hierophant Principal Shortstop Xylophonist
RANK	Four Knight Prince Princess Seven
SUIT	Boars Bolts Masks Spades Towers
YOU QUESTION THE CARD	"Are you sure?" "I don't think the <card> is a real card." "Okay, it's the <card>. What does it mean?" "You don't seem too sure of that." "Huh, the <card>? What does the <card> mean?" "And what does the Princess of Bolts represent?" "Umm... okay."
SHE REACTS	She stares at you intently. She flips through a little book. She stifles a laugh. She shrugs.
SHE PREDICTS PAST	"This card regards an event in your early childhood Involving a PAST OBJECT." "This card regards an event in your hometown. Involving a PAST OBJECT." "This is about a piece of unfinished business in your childhood home. Something about... a PAST OBJECT, perhaps."
DON'T REMEMBER PAST	"A PAST OBJECT. Not ringing any bells." "Hmm. I don't remember anything about a PAST OBJECT."
PAST OBJECT	betrayal church
SECOND CARD	"The second card is about your present. But not like a Crimbo present, like THE present." "Like a string of Crimbo lights, the second card illuminates your present."
SHE PREDICTS PRESENT	"This card suggests that you're currently near water." "This card means that you're on a boardwalk."
YOU ARE RIGHT	"It... Okay, yes. I guess that's correct." "Amazing!"
THIRD CARD	"The final card reveals what's in store for you in the future..." <draw card>
SHE PREDICTS FUTURE	"In your future, I see... buildings. Big ones and small ones." "Your future holds... new pants." "In your future I see either wealth or poverty, depending on your choices."
OKAY	"Okay. I'll keep an eye out for that." "I see." "I'll look forward to it!"

Gallery

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  Fortune teller's tent

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  Tony Fiasco's Photography shop

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  Tony Fiasco's Photography shop, with sign

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  Carnival games booth

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  First aid stand

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  The Ferris wheel and pier