Flute Music Is The Best Medicine

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Flute Music Is The Best Medicine
Region
Ocean City

This book was published by the International Association of Flautists Who Are Not Doctors, and should absolutely not be taken as actual medical advice.

Grants the skill: Soothing Flute
Sell Value: 50 Meat

Upgrading

Cost: 75 XP
Effect: +2 healing per round

Acquired From

When Used

You read the book. It's mostly quackery, but among the toots are nestled a few notes that ring true. Maybe flute music really does have magical healing properties.

You got a skill: Soothing Flute

There's a chart of fingerings in the back -- if you can stop laughing long enough, you could study them and get better at playing the flute.

(If you do, Soothing Flute will heal 2 additional HP per round)

Upgrade
  • Upgrading:

XP You spend 75 XP.

I'm going to describe this as dryly as possible, because you clearly don't deserve jokes any more. You study the chart and improve your skill.

Soothing Flute has been upgraded!

You discard the book in a non-humorous way.

Okay