Field Manual CW401: Culinary Tactics
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Field Manual CW401: Culinary Tactics | |
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Ocean City |
This Cola Wars-era army manual ensured that even the soldiers whose entire job it was to feed people were still able to inflict casualties.
Grants the skill: Parmesan Missile
Upgrading
Cost: 100 XP
Effect: +2 damage
Acquired From
- Buy from Cola Wars Surplus, as a Cheese Wizard (100 )
- Buy from Valley Hardware, as a Cheese Wizard (100 )
When Used
You read the book and learn an efficient, battle-tested method for hurting people with cheese.
You got a skill: Parmesan Missile
There are some notes scrawled in the margin by some former owner of the book. They're messy, but you could read them if you put some effort in.
(If you do, Parmesan Missile will deal 2 additional damage)
Pore over the notes
Wow, the soldier who wrote these notes was a real masochist! If these techniques aren't against the Geneva Conventions, they certainly will be in a year or two.
Parmesan Missile has been upgraded!
You discard the book in disgust.
The horror...