History's Worst Honking

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History's Worst Honking
Region
Ocean City

An encyclopedia of annoying noises over the ages.

Grants the skill: Sax of Violence
Sell Value: 50 Meat

Upgrading

Cost: 75 XP
Effect: +2 damage per round

Acquired From

When Used

You read the stories of bad honks in the past and resolve to put some good honks into the future to even things out a little bit.

You got a skill: Sax of Violence

Somebody has stuffed a few pages of sheet music into the back of the book. It's written in a sloppy hand, though, so you'll really have to concentrate if you want to learn anything from it.

(If you do, Sax of Violence will deal 2 more damage per round)

Upgrade
  • Upgrading:

XP You spend 75 XP.

This music was obviously written by somebody who read about all of the bad honks and thought \"the problem with those honks is that they were not bad enough.\" It's just awful.

Sax of Violence has been upgraded!

Speaking of bad honks, you really need to blow your nose. You can't find a tissue, so you use every single page of the book, instead. Then, because the book is disgusting now, you throw it away.

Okay