Farmer Chekhov's House

Farmer Chekhov's House
Region	Prologue
Area	The Outskirts of Ocean City
Unlocked by	Unlocked by default

Farmer Chekhov's House can be found to the west of the Filling Station in the Outskirts of Ocean City.

Quests

You can get 3 cans of gas behind the house.

Interactions

After properly introducing yourself to Farmer Chekhov, you can explore the room.

• Find a haunted duck call inside the box to the left of the fireplace.
• Find a can of Bibson's Extra-Sweet Pears in the stack of boxes labelled "BEARS".
• After visiting the back yard and finding the doors to the barn locked, you can talk to Elias again and get Farmer Chekhov's barn key

bathroom

Fishing in the toilet
Limit	Once
Items	old fishing shorts
Must have a rod equipped

• You can flush the toilet (5 ).
• You can check yourself out in the mirror and see all your player character's possible facial expressions.
• With the fishing rod equipped, you can fish up old fishing shorts from the toilet.

bedroom

• If you peruse the bookcase full of pulp westerns, you can find The Handgun's Tale (requires 5 Mysticality to read).
• Check the dusty old night stand, where you can find an old wallet with 10 .
• Notice a broken floorboard in the front-right corner of the room. With a crowbar, you can pry up the board to access the root cellar.
• Fight a dust devil - hard fight. (5 )

root cellar

• Find 3 jar of gross old vegetables.
• With a baseball bat equipped, you can dip the bat in the barrel of grease to make a greasy baseball bat.
• Fight 2 blind spiders for 5 .

out back

• Examine the clothesline and find a rusty pistol.
• Fight the shootcrow.
• Check out the old tractor, and find more gasoline for your gas can by pulling the old rag out of the gas cap opening.
• Get on the tractor and pretend to farm. If you pretend hard enough, you can gain 5 .

Inside the Barn

Destroy it, then
Enemies	Simone's Monster
XP (kill)	5

Fishing in the washtub
Limit	Once
Items	None

The barn is initially locked, but Elias will give you a key.

• Fight a robot.
• Find a pair of welding gloves at the workbench with 2 Moxie.
• Get more gasoline for your gas can behind the robot.
• Find a fishing rod and practice with it.
• Find more gasoline in the rusty cabinet with 3 Muscle.

People

• Elias Chekhov

Mad Libs

You can pretend to farm:

Bucket	Results
Farming	Better [ANIMAL-VERB] the [ANIMALS] before the weather gets worse. Gotta [ANIMAL-VERB] the [ANIMALS] before sunup! I hope I have time to [CROP-VERB] [MY] [CROP] before it's time to [ANIMAL-VERB] the [ANIMALS]! I'm gonna [CROP-VERB] [MY] [CROP] and then [CROP-VERB] [MY] [CROP]. Oh no, I have to [ANIMAL-VERB] the [ANIMALS]! Haha, no, I meant to say I have to [ANIMAL-VERB] them. Time to [CROP-VERB] [MY] [CROP]! Today seems like a good day to [CROP-VERB] [MY] [CROP].
[ANIMAL-VERB]	bathe de-worm dust feed fertilize gather eggs from harvest milk plant plow rake reap scrub shear slop sow till trim walk
[ANIMAL]	boars bulls cattle chickens cows donkeys ewes goats hens hogs horses lambs mules pigs rabbits rams roosters sheep steers
[CROP-VERB]	dust fertilize harvest plant plow rake reap sow
[CROP]	barley buckwheat bulgur corn fields millet oats semolina sorghum soybeans wheat
[MY]	my some the

Gallery

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  The exterior

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  The interior

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  The bedroom

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  The bathroom

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  The barn building

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  The barn exterior

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  Inside the barn

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  The tractor out back