Mascarpone's Monster or The Modern Provolone

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Mascarpone's Monster or The Modern Provolone
Region
The Big Moist

An old-timey fantasy novel about a mad scientist and his doomed quest to create the perfect being out of cheese.

Grants the skill: Emmental Elemental
Sell Value: 150 Meat

Upgrading

Cost: 100 XP
Effect: cheezling is stronger

Acquired From

When Used

You read the cautionary tale and take the exact wrong lesson from it. Sure, tampering with forces beyond his control killed this Mascarpone clown, but you're built different.

You got a skill: Emmental Elemental

There's an appendix at the end of the book with a bunch of boring science details...

(If you can memorize the appendix, your summoned Emmental Elemental's Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie will be increased by 3)

Memorize it
  • Upgrading:

XP You spend 100 XP.

You internalize the details in the appendix, allowing you to strengthen all the other organs of your creations.

Emmental Elemntal has been upgraded!

You summon a test elemental, who grabs the book out of your hands and tears it in half.

It's alive! Alive!