How To Cheat At Sports

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How To Cheat At Sports
Region
Gray County

This book describes techniques for throwing balls and swinging bats and rackets harder than the laws of physics technically allow.

Grants the skill: Wind Up
Sell Value: 200 Meat

Upgrading

Cost: 150 XP
Effect: also +3 muscle

Acquired From

When Used

You read the book and learn how to store excess energy in your shoulder. You're not entirely sure why this counts as cheating.

You got a skill: Wind Up

Maybe if you read it again, more carefully, you'd understand.

(If you do, Wind Up will also increase your Muscle by 3)

Upgrading:

XP You spend 150 XP.

Even after mastering the technique, you still don't understand why it's against the rules. It's just like steroids -- if everybody's doing it, isn't that still fair?

Wind Up has been upgraded!

You walk around with the book conspicuously stuffed into your waistband until a pickpocket steals it from you.

Okay