The Purple Door

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The Purple Door
Region	Ocean City
Area	Plunkett Street
Unlocked by	Entering with the password 'Fiddlesticks'

Originally known as "Oliver's Place", this is the speakeasy on Plunkett Street.

To enter, you need to remember the password "Fiddlesticks" (with Ambition: "Just let me in, I'm a celebrity." - but does not let you in).

Interactions

• Fancy Dan, the bartender: you can ask him about the watch you are looking for. He says Oliver Gluck, the owner is the only one with a watch and he went to pick up hooch from the refrigerator factory. He gives you an Ocean City napkin map and unlocks Plunkett Street and Fridge Factory on your map.
  • You can get free drinks here. Initially he only has beer but you can bring other items back to expand the selection - see below.
  • When you return to Dan with the deed to the Speakeasy on day 1, you become the owner of the club and choose its name. If you have Ambition, "(player name)'s Place. It's the only choice." Otherwise you can choose "(player name)'s Place", "The Purple Door", "Noblesse Oblige", or type in a name of your own.
• A milky-eyed sot: you can buy him a drink for 5 and he will say a number of seemingly meaningless things.
• At the near table may be NPCs, depending on your actions the previous day:
  • Day 1: If you didn't kill the fishmen in The Watchful Eye Office, you can chat with them about books.
  • Day 2: The groundskeeper from Goldthwait Park (if you completed all the sidequests) and the joke salesman from the boarding house (if you solved the mystery). Get 25 for talking to the pair of them.
  • Day 3: The two young women from The Nightingale Diner at the beginning of the game.
  • Day 4: The barbecuing student from Zeta Omega Omicron and the jacket guy from Phi Upsilon Tau, if you completed their quests. Get 35 for talking to the pair of them.
  • Day 5: Fabian and Jeffers, if you rescued them from the Gatorman Hamlet and Gatorman Village respectively. If both are there, talk to them for a crate of milk.
  • Day 6: Iola and Xenia from Jasper's crew.
• A first aid kit: once per day you can find: 4 of gauze pad, activated charcoal briquette
• Any companions not currently with you will populate the dance floor here. You can chat with them to switch companions.

Drinks

Fancy Dan the Cocktail Man will ask the player for any cases of drinks or items to garnish their drinks that they find. This will allow the player to add up to two more effects to their cocktail:

Product Name	Effect	Item name	Where to find	Note
Unmodifiable
beer	+5 Max HP	N/A	Unlocked by default	Automatically picked if you haven't gave Fancy Dan other items yet.
wine	+1 Physical Armor	floor grapes	Under the hobo glyphs in The Purple Door	Missable if you reach Shadow Taint level 3 without Hobo Literacy level 5.
Base Drink
vodka	+1 Muscle	crate of vodka	On a shelf at Grandpa Joe's Distillery
gin	+1 Mysticality	crate of gin	Charles at Murray's Antique Store	Available after getting a relevant hint from Barnaby.
rum	+1 Moxie	crate of rum	On the floor at Grandpa Joe's Distillery	Must defeat the vampires first.
whiskey	+1 Muscle, +1 Moxie	case of whiskey	Moonshiners' Cave	Awarded for investigating Moonshiners' Shack and helping the Schlitz brothers.
tequila	+1 Muscle, +1 Mysticality	barrel of tequila	Mob Submarine, after releasing the pressure valve	Location only exists if you have started the second Don Toblerone task.
absinthe	+1 Mysticality, +1 Moxie	container of absinthe	S.I.T. (Rufus's Lab), nearby the pile of junk.	Available after starting Rufus' first quest.
Mixer
cola	+1 Max AP	crate of cola	Inside the cola machine in S.I.T. (Scalar Wing)
simple syrup	+3 to Melee Weapon Attacks	dewar of simple syrup	S.I.T. (Culinary Science Classroom)	Only available with a Culinary Science elective at S.I.T.
tonic water	+3 to Magical Weapon Attacks	barrel of tonic water	S.I.T. (Meta-Acoustics Classroom)	Only available with a Meta-Acoustics minor at S.I.T.
vermouth	+3 to Ranged Weapon Attacks	Drum of vermouth	Zeta Omega Omicron basement
tomato juice	+3 Hot Armor	infinitely juicy tomato	The science shed behind Kalos' House	Only available with a Botany major at at S.I.T.
bass oil	+3 Sleaze Armor	crate of bass oil	Tracy House mess hall, Largemouth Bass & Sons	Missable if you don't obtain this prior to doing the quest in Tom Chapman's favor.
milk	+3 Cold Armor	crate of milk	Fabien and Jeffers at The Purple Door on day 5	Missable if you did not rescue them both on day 4.
Garnish
a magic ice cube	Gain 3 extra from fights	enchanted ice block	In front of the ice house at MacMillicancuddy's Farm
a cocktail onion	5 HP regeneration	immense can of cocktail onions	Past the crow in the Maize Maze at The Drexel Stead
a dash of bitters	Doubles the mixer's effect	gallon jug of bitters	Inside The Moleross Place	Removing the wormholes inside the Place makes it easier and less confusing to find the item.
a cherry	+10% Item Drops	five-gallon jar of Maraschino cherries	Completing Maggie's quest at Grode Valley Orchard
an olive	+20% Meat Drops	barrel of olives	Underground Fishman Bar beneath Goldthwait Park	Available after starting Rufus' first quest. Requires 7 Moxie.

You gain an effect depending on your choice of drink:

• Beer Buzz from beer
• Post-Oenal Bliss from wine
• Shot In The Belly from a straight liquor
• Cocktailed if you add a mixer
• Fancy Cocktailed if you add a mixer and a garnish
• When you've had 3 or more drinks in a day, faint boozles appear around your character for the rest of the day.
• After 5 drinks in a day, you've had A Few Too Many, and your walk changes to a drunken stumble (regardless of what shoes you're wearing).

People

• Fancy Dan
• Barnaby

Trivia

When asking Fancy Dan about the spittoon, he references a "Mumflr fumperdink". Mumflr is the name of Markiplier's West of Loathing charchter and his love for spittoons.

Noblesse Oblige is the name of a Kingdom of Loathing clan, famous for its prominent members' philanthropic deeds. It's named for noblesse oblige, an expression meaning that the privileged have a responsibility to aid and protect others.

Gallery

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  Speakeasy interior

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  Fancy Dan the cocktail man

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  Barnaby, the milky-eyed sot