The Nightingale Diner

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The Nightingale Diner
Region
Prologue
Unlocked by
Starting the game

The Nightingale Diner is the first indoor location you find. You must enter the diner in order to remove the magazine which is stuck to your face.

Quests

  • Fumble your way to the bathroom to remove the magazine stuck to your face and choose your player character's head.
  • Talk to Ethel to choose your name.
  • Ask "Does the bus to Ocean City pick up here?" to choose your motivation for heading to Ocean City. Get a perk which provides a small bonus and/or unlocks conversation options throughout the game.
  • Go outside to catch the bus to The Outskirts of Ocean City.
Motivation choice Perk Effects
I just really want to help. Of course he is. He's family, after all. Big Heart +3 Maximum HP
Everybody who needs help deserves help. Scout's Honor Unknown?
I got in some trouble back home. I beat up a phone booth. Checkered Past (Melee) +1 to Melee Weapon Attacks
I shot a parking meter. Checkered Past (Ranged) +1 to Ranged Weapon Attacks
I started a fire in a mailbox. Checkered Past (Magical) +1 to Magical Weapon Attacks
I'm searching for something. No. That's the problem. Lost Soul Unknown?
Just trying to find myself, I guess. Voyage of Self-Discovery Gain 5 XP from each mirror
Something dark. Haunted Doubles Shadow taint increases
Just seeking my fortune. Money. Meat-Minded +20% to Meat Drops
Fame. Ambition Unlocks an Epilogue choice
Having lots of stuff. Acquisitive Nature +20% to Item Drops
Mind your own business, Ethel. Guarded +1 Physical Armor
I flipped a coin. (available after backing out of other options at least 8 times) Agent of Chaos Various

Interactions

  • Inspect the jukebox and find 1 Meat in the coin return.
  • Buy diner coffee from Ethel for 1 Meat.
  • Or use your 1 Meat to change the song on the jukebox.
  • Read the welcome sign, which says "Meat only. No credit."
  • Talk to the guy having a coffee.
  • Check out the graffiti on the empty tabletop.
  • Talk to the flappers, a couple of young women.
  • Listen in on the older folks' conversation.

People

Notes

  • The music playing within the diner is the theme music from one of the six main areas that you will travel to within the game. The specific theme you hear is randomly selected each playthrough.

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