Grandpa Joe's Distillery

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Grandpa Joe's Distillery
Region
Crystaldream Lake
Unlocked by
Wandering or from Don Toblerone

You first hear about Grandpa Joe's Distillery from Don Toblerone who asks you to deal with a little vampire problem there.

Quests

Getting rid of the vampires for the Mob will earn you a chunk of Meat.

Interactions

Outside

A vampire lady guards the front door. You can:

Oh, great
Enemies
Vampire Mesmer
Vampire Thrall
Vampire Thrall
XP (kill)
7-8
  • Just fight her - Just fight her.
  • Intimidate her with your strength (Brag) - Gain 6 XP.
  • Threaten her with mystical powers (Bewitch) - Gain 6 XP.
  • Trick her into letting you pass (Bamboozle) - Gain 6 XP.
  • Shadow-speak (terribly cursed fedora) - Bypass but do not defeat the guard.
  • Do as she says - Nothing.

Once she is dispatched, you can:

  • Enter the mob's code, if you are on the mob's quest.
  • Crack the combo lock on the front door with 3ish Mysticality
  • Squirm through the hole in the wall with 4ish Moxie.

Inside

Fight them
Enemies
Brutish Vampire
Vampire (Mist Form)
Vampire Siren
Vampire Conjuror
Vampire Thrall
XP (kill)
10-12
Drops
1 of
50% chance of 1 of
1 of
Fight them
Enemies
Brutish Vampire
Vampire (Mist Form)
Vampire (Bat Form)
Vampire Mesmer (optional)
XP (kill)
7-8
Drops
1 of
50% chance of 1 of
30% chance of 1 of

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