S.I.T. (Hilbert House)
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S.I.T. Campus, Porkham |
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Hilbert House holds an infinite number of dorm rooms.
Quests
- Room 1C: Find a bag of spider kibble and return it to the Spiders Classroom.
- Room 2B: Find a missing acoustic emitter button and return it to the Meta-Acoustics Classroom.
- Room 3A: Find a jar of arsenic and return it to the Chemicals Building.
Interactions
A and D rooms
A and D rooms have fights with vampires, robots, sports goblins,...
- list of things you can fight and loot they drop
B and C rooms
Each B or C room has one poster on the wall.
- The top text, bottom text, and image are randomly selected from lists.
- You can take the posters and bring the rolled-up poster to Your Room for decoration.
B and C rooms have a variety of furniture with a variety of contents, some locked behind stat tests.
- Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie tests: 4 + floor level.
- Elemental Armor tests: 2 + floor level.
- Stat tests scale without limit.
- They're not modified by difficulty.
| Furniture | Requirement | Result |
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| sticky bed | Sleaze Armor | One of:
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| cabinet with secret compartment | Moxie | |
| cabinet with six drawers | — | |
| nasty sink | Stench Armor | |
| bed with heavy blanket | Muscle | One of: |
| wide bookshelf | Mysticality | |
| steamy bookshelf | Hot Armor | |
| stuck fridge | Muscle | One of: |
| chilly fridge | Cold Armor | Two of: (may be the same) |
| gushing sink | Muscle | random ring |
| desk with first aid kit | Moxie | first aid kit items |
| desk with one drawer | Muscle | junk drawer items |
| nightstand on fire | Hot Armor | junk drawer items |
| very broken radio | Mysticality | fuse |
| clogged sink | — | glob of wet hair |
| nasty fridge | Stench Armor | nasty old leftovers |
| nightstand with wallet | Moxie | old wallet |
| fancy nightstand | — | old wallet |
| desk with coffee | — | old, cold coffee |
| Swiss fridge | — | Red Cola, Blue Cola |
| lab bench desk | — | unidentified chemicals |
| fungus bookshelf | Cryptobotanist | eldritch mist |
| cabinet with cool rocks | Psychogeologist | eldritch mist |
| cabinet with moths | Insectologist | energizing powder |
| rock fridge | Psychogeologist | frosty flakes |
| chilly sink | Cryptobotanist | frosty flakes |
| desk with herbs | Cryptobotanist | fustulent grulch |
| vine fridge | Cryptobotanist | fustulent grulch |
| short bookshelf | Insectologist | glowing ooze |
| stalagmite sink | Psychogeologist | impenetrable shellac |
| desk with ant farm | Insectologist | phlogistic resin |
| desk crushed under rocks | Psychogeologist | phlogistic resin |
| bed with rock pillow | Psychogeologist | powerful grit |
| infested bed | Insectologist | sordid grease |
| squelching nightstand | Insectologist | sordid grease |
| bed with mushrooms | Cryptobotanist | stylish gel |
| bed with askew pillow | — | 12-18 
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| ghostly radio | Spooky Armor | 15  "GERBLE JORBLE BLERK"
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| arcane bed | Mysticality | 15
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| ghost bed | Spooky Armor | 15
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| lewd bookshelf | Sleaze Armor | 15
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| desk with Word Find | Mysticality | 15
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| blown-out radio | fuse | 15
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| strange radio | Moxie | You dance to it. |
| undamaged bed | — | — |
| sideways bed | ||
| bunk bed | ||
| canopy bed | ||
| nice bookshelf | ||
| destroyed bookshelf | ||
| boring bookshelf | ||
| cabinet with drawn-on drawers | ||
| cabinet with no drawers | ||
| desk with broken lamp | ||
| collapsed desk | ||
| dining table desk | ||
| desk with blank book | ||
| cardboard fridge | ||
| empty fridge | ||
| facade fridge | ||
| bare nightstand | ||
| stripped nightstand | ||
| elegant nightstand | ||
| hurdy-gurdy radio | ||
| old-timey radio | ||
| eerie radio | ||
| clean sink | ||
| broken sink | ||
| plain sink |
Trivia
- Hilbert's Hotel is a mathematical analogy that illustrates the unintuitive properties of infinite sets.