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S.I.T. Campus, Porkham |
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Hilbert House holds an infinite number of dorm rooms.
Quests
- Room 1C: Find a bag of spider kibble and return it to the Spiders Classroom.
- Room 2B: Find a missing acoustic emitter button and return it to the Meta-Acoustics Classroom.
- Room 3A: Find a jar of arsenic and return it to the Chemicals Building.
Interactions
A and D rooms
A and D rooms have fights with vampires, robots, sports goblins,...
- list of things you can fight and loot they drop
B and C rooms
Each B or C room has one poster on the wall.
- The top text, bottom text, and image are randomly selected from lists.
- You can take the posters and bring the rolled-up poster to Your Room for decoration.
B and C rooms have a variety of furniture with a variety of contents, some locked behind stat tests.
- Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie tests: 4 + floor level.
- Elemental Armor tests: 2 + floor level.
- Stat tests scale without limit.
- They're not modified by difficulty.
Furniture | Requirement | Result |
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sticky bed | Sleaze Armor | One of:
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cabinet with secret compartment | Moxie | |
cabinet with six drawers | — | |
nasty sink | Stench Armor | |
bed with heavy blanket | Muscle | One of: |
wide bookshelf | Mysticality | |
steamy bookshelf | Hot Armor | |
stuck fridge | Muscle | One of: |
chilly fridge | Cold Armor | Two of: (may be the same) |
gushing sink | Muscle | random ring |
desk with first aid kit | Moxie | first aid kit items |
desk with one drawer | Muscle | junk drawer items |
nightstand on fire | Hot Armor | junk drawer items |
very broken radio | Mysticality | fuse |
clogged sink | — | glob of wet hair |
nasty fridge | Stench Armor | nasty old leftovers |
nightstand with wallet | Moxie | old wallet |
fancy nightstand | — | old wallet |
desk with coffee | — | old, cold coffee |
Swiss fridge | — | Red Cola, Blue Cola |
lab bench desk | — | unidentified chemicals |
fungus bookshelf | Cryptobotanist | eldritch mist |
cabinet with cool rocks | Psychogeologist | eldritch mist |
cabinet with moths | Insectologist | energizing powder |
rock fridge | Psychogeologist | frosty flakes |
chilly sink | Cryptobotanist | frosty flakes |
desk with herbs | Cryptobotanist | fustulent grulch |
vine fridge | Cryptobotanist | fustulent grulch |
short bookshelf | Insectologist | glowing ooze |
stalagmite sink | Psychogeologist | impenetrable shellac |
desk with ant farm | Insectologist | phlogistic resin |
desk crushed under rocks | Psychogeologist | phlogistic resin |
bed with rock pillow | Psychogeologist | powerful grit |
infested bed | Insectologist | sordid grease |
squelching nightstand | Insectologist | sordid grease |
bed with mushrooms | Cryptobotanist | stylish gel |
bed with askew pillow | — | 12-18 |
ghostly radio | Spooky Armor | 15 "GERBLE JORBLE BLERK" |
arcane bed | Mysticality | 15 |
ghost bed | Spooky Armor | 15 |
lewd bookshelf | Sleaze Armor | 15 |
desk with Word Find | Mysticality | 15 |
blown-out radio | fuse | 15 |
strange radio | Moxie | You dance to it. |
undamaged bed | — | — |
sideways bed | ||
bunk bed | ||
canopy bed | ||
nice bookshelf | ||
destroyed bookshelf | ||
boring bookshelf | ||
cabinet with drawn-on drawers | ||
cabinet with no drawers | ||
desk with broken lamp | ||
collapsed desk | ||
dining table desk | ||
desk with blank book | ||
cardboard fridge | ||
empty fridge | ||
facade fridge | ||
bare nightstand | ||
stripped nightstand | ||
elegant nightstand | ||
hurdy-gurdy radio | ||
old-timey radio | ||
eerie radio | ||
clean sink | ||
broken sink | ||
plain sink |
Trivia
- Hilbert's Hotel is a mathematical analogy that illustrates the unintuitive properties of infinite sets.