Truncheons 'n' Bludgeons

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Truncheons 'n' Bludgeons
Region
Ocean City
Area
Plunkett Street
Unlocked by
Choosing it when Charles Wallace asks you to pick a store

Truncheons 'n' Bludgeons is a weapons store specializing in Muscle-based melee weapons. It is one of several options you can select to fill the vacancies on Plunkett Street.

Shop

1 antique mace 90 Meat unlocked after Day 3
1 croquet mallet 50 Meat
1 ice axe 70 Meat
1 imported shillelagh 70 Meat unlocked after Day 3
1 riding crop 130 Meat unlocked after Day 5
1 sledge hammer 110 Meat unlocked after Day 5
1 tenderizing hammer 110 Meat unlocked after Day 4
1 William club 90 Meat unlocked after Day 4

Interactions

You can ask Jens about his strength, and he says he won't hurt a fly. If you've killed a fly at The Old Phlemberg Place or Haim Quarry, you can tell him you hurt a fly. If you haven't, get a side quest to tell him about it later.

He asks what it was like.

  • "Can't remember."
  • "I'm not proud of it."
  • "I'm not not proud of it."
  • "In that moment, Jens, I was truly alive."
  • "When I close my eyes, I see the red mist."
  • 'I can only liken it to being a soldier in wartime."
  • 'I might have killed that fly, but I felt dead. Dead inside."

He gives you an ice axe for any response other than "Can't remember."

(There's no special dialogue for having Phlemberg or Phlemberg the fly-headed homunculus with you.)