The Shadow D. M. V.

The Shadow D. M. V.
Region	Government Valley
Unlocked by	Unlocked by default

If you're a Cheese Wizard, Dark Noël summons you to The Shadow D. M. V. in Chapter 6. If you are another class, it is closed to you.

Quests

• Get DMV number 451 at the ticket dispenser.
• You need to speed up the line by getting five people out of it.
• Each time you remove someone, the person being served will leave, and the next one in line will advance to the front desk.
• You can't interact with the person currently being served.

Once the line is clear, talk to the guy at the counter, then step into the demonic mouth that appears to confront your nemesis once and for all.

Interactions

Customer #450 Enemies DMV rock monster random shadow XP (kill) 20-22	Customer #449 Enemies Well-armed Millicent random shadow XP (kill) 20-22	Customer #448 Enemies DMV raygun robot random shadow XP (kill) 20-22
Customer #447 Enemies DMV minotaur random shadow XP (kill) 20-22	Customer #446 Enemies Mob functionary random shadow XP (kill) 20-22	Customer #445 Enemies Swarm of bee motorists random shadow XP (kill) 20-22
Customer #444 Enemies Hobo with an unlicensed shotgun random shadow XP (kill) 20-22	Customer #443 Enemies Maple-headed monstrosity random shadow XP (kill) Denied	Customer #442 Enemies DMV devil kid random shadow XP (kill) 20-22

Outside

• A ringing payphone.
• Insectologist: Collect frosty flakes (2).

Inside

In line:

• A kid with smoking eyes who's really a devil. Fight him or Bewitch him with 7^ish Moxie.
• Liam, a maple leaf–headed guy. Fight him (and feel bad about it), use your Cryptobotanist knowledge, or forge him a visa with 8^ish Moxie.
• A hobo with a shotgun. Fight him or send him to King Johnny if you've recruited 7 hobos (according to hobocamp_total; seeHobo Camp#Counting and rewards).
• A swarm of bees. Fight them, use your Insectologist knowledge, or smoke them away with 9^ish Mysticality.
• Vincent Calistoga, a low-ranking Mob capo. Fight him, reveal your mob connections, bribe him with 500 , or give him the DMV wanted poster which you can take after talking to him once.
• A minotaur. Fight him or question him with 8^ish Mysticality.
• A robot. Fight it, use your Robotechtronics degree to reprogram it, or activate the self-destruct by opening the panel and ignoring all the puzzles inside.
• Millicent, a kindly old lady. Fight her, or pull out the staple with a titanium staple remover or 8^ish Muscle.
• A hexrock monster. Fight it, rocksplain with your Psychogeologist knowledge or Geology minor, break it apart with 8^ish Muscle and a pick-axe, or offer it a gushstone.

Also find:

• A number dispenser. Interact with it to get DMV number 451.
• A DMV wanted poster on the wall. Obtainable if the mob guy is still in line and you talked to him.

Notes

• The hobo in line still talks to you with any level of Shadow Taint, unlike most hobos.