S.I.T. (Astronomy Classroom)
| S.I.T (Astronomy Classroom) | |
|---|---|
Region |
S.I.T. Campus, Porkham |
Area |
S.I.T. Campus (Vector Wing) |
Unlocked by |
Choosing an Astronomy minor at S.I.T. (Admissions Office) |
Quests
Talk to the professor. He wants you to mark which of the constellations on the board are fake. Simply mark Texas, The Astral Pilsner, and The House, then have the professor sign your S.I.T. transcript.
Interactions
An unnamed professor.
A sign reading "World's largest blackboard on loan from the S.I.T. Materials Science Department."
And the fifteen constellations on the board:
- The Big Pickle
- The Balloon or Lollipop or Tennis Racket
- The Cigar
- The Quadropus
- The Pail or The Bucket
- Dennis
- Texas
- The Demi-Tesseract
- The Meat
- The Gun
- The Three Little Fishy Friends
- The Astral Pilsner
- The Giant Terrifying Space Spider
- Roberto's Whorl
- The House
The professor also suggests you travel to S.I.T. (Rooftop) to observe the constellations, which are perfectly visible despite the broad daylight. If you ask Douglas (at the information desk in S.I.T. (Library)) about the class, you can point the telescope downward to see the rest of the constellations, which are equally visible despite the planet you're standing on being in the way.
Wrong answers earn you an astrology-based insult from the professor:
- "You haven't marked any as fake! Classic Dennis rising."
- "Mmm, sorry, you've only marked [one/two] as fake, you need to mark three. The Meat must not be dominant in your third house."
- "Mmm, sorry, that's incorrect. You must have the Cigar in your second house!"
- "No, no -- you've marked [four..fifteen] when you should only be marking three. Were you born under The Gun?"
Gallery
A fake constellation
A very fake constellation
An extremely fake constellation
