Fishman Casino

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Fishman Casino
Region
Ocean City
Area
St. Polycarp's Cathedral
Unlocked by
antique manhole opener

Interactions

Old Sewer (Under St. Polycarp's)

Fishing in the sewer
Limit
3/day
Items
fish in a sack
eau de toilet
fustulent grulch
handful of dirty water
nasty goo
nastybag
sordid grease
(33% items)

Fishman Casino

  • Watch the fishmen's gambling game.
  • Gamble with the fishmen for 10 Meat to find fishman roe.
    • It seems to take 1-3 tries. The game tracks how many times you've watched, but it's unclear whether that affects your chances.
  • Buy a fishman concoction for 20 Meat.
  • Cryptobotanist: Gather sordid grease.

Notes

Poker games are randomly generated Mad Libs. After winning the roe you cannot watch any more. An example round:

You continue watching.

The other player places another eggy bet. Once again the dealer gives the pebbles and nails to the other fishman who then tosses them vigorously onto the table. The croupier frowns and makes a sweeping gesture, then picks up the nails and pebbles and hands them back to the player. The player makes a grumbly "bluh" sound, then tosses them on the table again.

The croupier seems impressed. He nods at the player, who picks up one of the nails and tosses it again. The croupier adds a large pile of eggs to the player's bet, and the player grabs them with a burbling cry of joy and greed.

The Mad Lib consists of:

  • A:
    • You continue to watch the action, hoping to glean some understanding.
    • You continue watching.
    • You keep trying to understand how the game works.
    • You keep your eyes on the game, not exactly sure what is going on.
  • B:
    • The dealer looks at the other player, who then places another bet of eggs.
    • The fishman gambler antes up some eggs again.
    • The fishman places more eggs on the table.
    • The gambler sets some eggs down and looks at the dealer.
    • The other player places another eggy bet.
    • The player counts out some eggs and puts them on the table.
  • C:
    • Once again the dealer gives the pebbles and nails to the other fishman who then tosses them vigorously onto the table.
    • The croupier passes the assorted objects to the gambler, who considers them for a moment and then flings them onto the table.
    • The croupier then gathers the trinkets and passes them to the gambler, who tosses them wildly onto the table.
    • The dealer hands the pebbles and nails to the player who kisses them and then sends them flying onto the table.
  • D (occasionally):
    • The croupier frowns and makes a sweeping gesture, then picks up the nails and pebbles and hands them back to the player. The player makes a grumbly "bluh" sound, then tosses them on the table again.
  • E:
    • The croupier inspects the nails and pebbles, then shakes his head and picks up the player's eggs. The player grumbles wetly.
    • The croupier looks at the nails and pebbles and shakes his head. The player makes an argumentative noise and points at one of the nails - the croupier sighs and peers at it closer, then shakes his head defiantly and takes the player's eggs. The player pouts.
    • The croupier nods at the player, who picks up one of the nails and carefully drops it again. He makes a satisfied "glug!" as the croupier adds a few more eggs to his pile.
    • The croupier nods at the player, who picks up one of the nails and carefully drops it again. The croupier shakes his head, and the player takes back his eggs with a small grumble.
    • The croupier peers at the nails and pebbles, then nods. The player thinks for a moment, then picks up a nail and tosses it onto the table again. When it comes to a stop, the croupier shrugs and makes a small gesture - the player makes a "glub" noise and takes his eggs back.
    • The croupier scans the results, then shakes his head. The player scowls as the croupier takes his eggs.
    • The croupier seems impressed. He nods at the player, who picks up one of the nails and tosses it again. The croupier adds a large pile of eggs to the player's bet, and the player grabs them with a burbling cry of joy and greed.

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