Cola Wars MRE
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Cola Wars MRE | |
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Region
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Crystaldream Lake |
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These ration canisters were legendarily bad when they were new, and the intervening years cannot possibly have made them any better.
Increases the damage of your Melee Weapon Attacks by 4 (until you eat something else)
Acquired From
- Fishing in the Sandwich Museum water trough (1/11 chance each cast)
When used
You open the ration can and plop the contents out onto a tray. Nice. Then you eat the flavorless goo.
Not so nice
Effect
- Fed and Ready for Violence – That army ration was so bland that you feel like punching everyone involved in its manufacture.
Notes
- If you're a Pig Skinner, the guard at Crystaldream Dam Construction Site tells you General Bruise provides these awful rations for the crew's lunches.
- Bug: It seems likely this item is meant to be replaced with its counterparts if you're a Cheese Wizard or a Jazz Agent, but it's available regardless of your class. bug report here
- See also candy sandwich and nutrient slurry