Cola Wars MRE

Cola Wars MRE
Region	Crystaldream Lake
Slot	Food

These ration canisters were legendarily bad when they were new, and the intervening years cannot possibly have made them any better.

Increases the damage of your Melee Weapon Attacks by 4 (until you eat something else)

Sell Value: 10

Acquired From

• Fishing in the Sandwich Museum water trough (1/11 chance each cast)

When used

You open the ration can and plop the contents out onto a tray. Nice. Then you eat the flavorless goo.

Not so nice

Effect

• Fed and Ready for Violence – That army ration was so bland that you feel like punching everyone involved in its manufacture.

Notes

• If you're a Pig Skinner, the guard at Crystaldream Dam Construction Site tells you General Bruise provides these awful rations for the crew's lunches.
• Bug: It seems likely this item is meant to be replaced with its counterparts if you're a Cheese Wizard or a Jazz Agent, but it's available regardless of your class. bug report here
• See also candy sandwich and nutrient slurry