S.I.T. (Phys. Ed. Classroom)

S.I.T. (Phys. Ed. Classroom)
Region	S.I.T. Campus, Porkham
Area	S.I.T. (Vector Wing)
Unlocked by	Choosing a Phys. Ed. elective at S.I.T. (Admissions Office)

Find S.I.T.'s Food Fight team in the Phys. Ed. Classroom, located in the Barbecue Wing. Lead them to victory.

Quests

This is part of the main quest if you chose Phys. Ed. as your elective. The other five students got here first and called "not it", leaving you to be the coach.

• Optional: Checking the trophy case to the right puts Zeta Omega Omicron on your map.
  • Go there, speak to Glordo (the guy throwing food at a dummy), and do his repeatable quest for some supersoldier syrup.
  • Then give it to your athletes.
  • Each dose boosts an athlete's attack power by 5 permanently, and there is no limit to how many doses an athlete can take.
  • Try giving a bunch to Bob, effectively multiplying the buff by the number of enemy athletes.

You need to guide the team through five wins to defeat your accursed rivals, the Narvard Hurlywoods.

• Activate the door to the Food Fight Arena to start a match.
• The athletes complete the match with no input from you.
• After each match, talk to any athletes that didn't survive the fight (they're the frowning ones) to upgrade them with one of 3 random options from the lists below.
• Losing doesn't set you back; just rack up five wins and you're done.

Interactions

• A trophy case. The biggest trophy on the shelf is labeled "Glordo Hargis, Zeta Omega Omicron" and also, weirdly, has a little plaque on it with a map to that particular frat house.
• A mirror.
• The Food Fight Arena. Each new match generates a random enemy team name with five alliterative athlete names. If you lose a fight, the rematch will be against the same team.

And the five athletes.

Alice, the Avocado Assassin

Alice deals heavy damage to single targets. Her upgrades:

• Thick jacket [increased HP]
• Work on your biceps [increased damage]
• Flex your elbows more [increased damage]
• Call your shots [always target weakest enemy]
• Sharpen your avocados [attacks cause Bleeding]
• Show up earlier [act earlier]
• Grease up beforehand [gain On Fire immunity]
• Keep your cool [+1 damage each round]
• Add some oil [3x damage vs On Fire]

Bob, the Broth Blaster

Bob fires 1 big blast that hits all opponents, then attacks normally. His upgrades:

• Put on a thick hat [increased HP]
• Drink some coffee [+1 big blast per game]
• Try gaining some weight [increased HP]
• Add spice [attacks weaken targets]
• Taste it beforehand [attacks heal you]
• Start prep earlier [act earlier]
• Make it really hot [first blast causes On Fire]
• Be the soup [extra damage when On Fire]
• Add salt [3x damage vs Bleeding]

Charlie, the Corn Colossus

Charlie endures with a large HP pool. His upgrades:

• Carboload [increased HP]
• Heavier pants [increased HP]
• Hardier corn [increased damage]
• Relax your shoulders [regen health every round]
• Learn to trash talk [weaken attackers]
• Get mad [gain power when taking damage]
• Roast yourself [On Fire heals you]
• Superhot corn [attacks cause On Fire]
• Double-fist it [attack twice]

David, the Donut Doctor

David heals a teammate 2 times, then attacks normally. They're last in the team's initiative order. Their upgrades:

• Wear a belt [increased HP]
• Have some coffee [heal twice more per game]
• Head mirror [increase damage and healing]
• Green icing [attacks cause Poison]
• Antibiotics [become immune to Poison]
• Lick donuts first [healing also heals self]
• Double donuts [attack twice per round]
• Feel pride [healing increases power]
• Extra sugar [3x damage vs Poison]

Eve, the Egg Entrantress

Eve buffs a teammate 2 times, then attacks normally. She's first in the initiative order. Her upgrades:

• Wear boots [increased HP]
• Meditate beforehand [1 extra buff per game]
• Get a good night's sleep [1 extra buff per game]
• Get thicker skin [become immune to Bleeding]
• Make friends [always buff Bob first]
• Sample your wares [buffs also buff herself]
• Toss shells [attacks cause much Bleeding]
• Use spices [stronger buffs]
• Show off more [buffs weaken random enemy]

Trivia

• Alice and Bob and the other names are commonly used as placeholder names in computer science discussions, especially cryptography.