junk mail

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junk mail
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Junk mail is a new technology that allows trash to be distributed to everybody so that we can all share the effort of throwing it away.

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You can't open the letter, because you don't have a letter opener. I know it's frustrating, but you have to admit that the logic behind it is sound.

Dangit
  • With a letter opener:

You slit the envelope and dump out its contents.

All right then

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