goliath gator statue

goliath gator statue
Class	Fighter
Pronouns	It/It/Its
	Easy	Relaxed	Normal	Hard	Eleven
HP	1111	1111	1111	1111	1111
Muscle	11	11	11	11	11
Mysticality	11	11	11	11	11
Moxie	11	11	11	11	11
Physical Armor	3	4	4	5	6
Immunities	Bleeding, Poison, On Fire
Power up and attack
Target	Random
Attack type	Melee
Attack damage	Muscle*3 (physical)
Attack effect	Buffs its own stats by 3
Power up and stomp
Target	Everyone
Attack effect	Reduces all target stats by Moxie
Attack effect	Buffs its own stats by 3
Power up and blast
Target	Everyone
Attack type	Magical
Attack damage	Mysticality (physical)
Attack effect	Buffs its own stats by 3

Location

• Gatorman Fortress Sunken Ziggurat Level 3

Notes

• The three attacks are selected with equal probability.
• This enemy will be irritated by taking damage, increasing all their stats by 1.
• The game itself breaks the 4th wall and says that the devs are unaware if the golem can even be defeated without cheating.

Strategies

• Keep in mind that while familiars and random assistance are allowed , Your companion will not join you for the fight
• You could use attacks whose damage is determined by the target's stats (e.g. Mind Melt) to deal increasing damage because of it's irritated buff, then use pieces of scrap metal to survive it's attack.
• The Bottlecap ring is highly recommended for this fight as well as some hp regeneration to reduce the golem’s attacks to 5 hp and immediately regenerating your health.
• Using the shadow mirror to swap stats with it after using call for backup with the mosquito to apply weak attacks to it is great! Especially if it decides to buff itself and lower your stats!