General Bruise's Lair

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General Bruise's Lair
Region
Government Valley
Area
Charlestown State Pen
Unlocked by
Searching the warden's office

General Bruise's Lair is where he hangs out, smoking cigars and waiting for protagonists to come defeat him.

You find yourself in a large yet squalid office, filled with assorted military memorabilia and even more assorted trash. This is clearly Bruise's office, even before you take into consideration the fact that he's standing right over there.

Okay
Fight it
Enemies
General Bruise (phase 2)
XP (kill)
30-33
Fight him
Enemies
General Bruise (phase 1)
Random shadow
Random shadow
Random shadow
Random shadow
XP (kill)
20-22

Confront General Bruise. You have three options:

  • Challenge him to arm-wrestle you to the death with Brag.
    • You need 10ish Muscle and 8ish Spooky Armor.
    • On success, gain 22 XP, and your character agrees to let him live on condition of exile.
    • You can also fight his second form, if you feel like it.
  • Fight him in his first and second forms.
  • Absorb him if you have Shadow Taint level 5. You get Bruise's hat.

When you defeat him by any means, you lose Bruise's Mark, if you had it.

Find the key to the Black House in his desk.