old insurance company letter

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old insurance company letter
Region
Gray County
Slot
Quest item

A yellowed envelope from an insurance company. Based on your previous experiences, you expect that it is exactly as confusing as it is boring.

Sell Value: 0 Meat

Acquired From

When used

Without a letter opener:

You can't open the letter, because you don't have a letter opener. I know it's frustrating, but you have to admit that the logic behind it is sound.

Dangit

With a letter opener:

Dear Sir:

Regarding your insurance claim, the funds have been disbursed to your employer on record at the time of this writing, the Ocean City Watchful Eye.

The letter is dated Apr. 18, 1805. Did they even have insurance back then?

Hmm