non-Newtonian lotion

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non-Newtonian lotion
Region
Crafting
Slot
Potion

The stuff in this bottle doesn't seem to be responding to gravity in the usual way.

Increases your Physical Armor by 3 (until you use another potion)
Sell Value: 25 Meat

Acquired From

When used

You open the bottle and shake it in various directions until you figure out how to get the weird liquid out of it and smear it all over your skin.

Strange

Effect

  • non-Newtonian motion – Your skin is coated in a substance that deflects incoming blows by 70 degrees. 180 degrees would be more effective, but that's just not how science works.