Kellogg-Brand Purity
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Your body has been shattered on the altar of purity, and you have been reborn as more than a human. This description is a registered trademark of Kellogg Ranch.
Acquired From
- Acquiring Purity of Glands, Purity of Guts, and completing the Purity of Muscles regimen.
How to Obtain
Obtaining this effect requires you complete all 3 steps of the regimen. Note that you must do them in order—you cannot acquire Purity of Guts without having Purity of Glands, nor can you acquire the full Kellogg-Brand Purity without having Purity of Guts. Also note that, unlike the other two steps, the final step, Purity of Muscles, does not grant a separate effect.
Sleeping in those metal pants made your night more restful than usual, and gave your polluted glands a chance to heal a little.
- Put on the chastity pants and sleep.
You've been scraped clean from craw to crevice.
- Left Machine: 4 parts barley, 1 part oats, 3 parts spelt, turn crank. - Obtain multi-grain dough.
- Middle Machine: press red button x2, press blue button x1, press yellow button. - Obtain flattened multi-grain dough.
- Right Machine: 640 degrees, 8 minutes. - Obtain Kellogg Grain Flakes.
- Eat the flakes (they're Grrreat!)
Purity of Muscles
- Left Machine x1
- Middle Machine x2
- Left Machine x1
- Right Machine x3
- Left Machine x1
Notes
- Completing the Purity of Muscles step, whether or not you have the two other effects, will remove Cowrruption.