Dirtwater band

a 5-member band

The performers you sent to Dirtwater formed the greatest band in the history of music. The perfect union of percussion, strings, and technology, they immediately secured their place in the cultural history of Loathing. Their songs were innovative, their stage presence was spectacular, and the liner notes on their albums were extremely clever and interesting. They called themselves...The Aristocrats.

Band members

• Wasco Shafter, bandleader and banjo player. To obtain him as a band member, listen to his jokes and at every opportunity, convince him that he is bad at his job. Eventually, he'll go to Dirtwater.
• Fort of Darkness chef, jaw harp. Give her the jaw harp found on the skeleton of the bartender at Cavern Canyon.
• The Buttery Biscuit dishwasher, washboard guy. Investigate him in the Buttery Biscuit (Breadwood), pay what he owes to the bartender (150 meat) and he'll go to Dirtwater.
• Guitar man from Fort Memoriam (oddly, he seems to take off his hat after arriving.) Talk to him at Fort Memoriam.
• El Vibrato booping thing. Power up Curious Abandoned Well, go to Auditory Nuisance Containment, then press two specific numbers to teleport him to Dirtwater.

Gallery

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  Wasco

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  Jaw harp player

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  Washboard player

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  Guitar man

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  Booper

Notes

• At least two players are necessary for the band to form.
• The name (and brief description) given to the band depends on the player/instrument composition, as listed in the following table:

Washboard	Guitar	Banjo	Jaw Harp	Booper	Resulting band name
		Yes		Yes	The Resonance Cascade
	Yes			Yes	The Possibility Titans
	Yes	Yes			The Stringers
	Yes	Yes		Yes	The Future Sound of Kentucky
			Yes	Yes	Plunk 'n' Boop
		Yes	Yes		Siouxsie and the Banjo
		Yes	Yes	Yes	Lebanese Golf Cart
	Yes		Yes		The Pluckers
	Yes		Yes	Yes	The Hot Lips Band
	Yes	Yes	Yes		The Onion Motel
	Yes	Yes	Yes	Yes	Wasco's Explosion
Yes				Yes	The Automatic Laundry
Yes		Yes			Washco
Yes		Yes		Yes	This Machine Kills Hillbillies
Yes	Yes				Cornpone Holiday
Yes	Yes			Yes	Mortuary Dairy
Yes	Yes	Yes			Wasco and Sons
Yes	Yes	Yes		Yes	The Pony Express
Yes			Yes		Washmouth
Yes			Yes	Yes	The Beeples
Yes		Yes	Yes		Wasco's Texas Rascals
Yes		Yes	Yes	Yes	Wasco's Electric Trashcan
Yes	Yes		Yes		Bread Zeppelin
Yes	Yes		Yes	Yes	Pear Life
Yes	Yes	Yes	Yes		Wasco and the Pufferfish
Yes	Yes	Yes	Yes	Yes	The Aristocrats