Boring Springs Saloon
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The Town of Boring Springs |
The Saloon is located on the Main Thoroughfare of The Town of Boring Springs.
Items
- A hat from the Hats box by the bar, either a four-gallon hat, barely-enchanted hat, or a floppy derby, depending on whether you are a Cow Puncher, Beanslinger, or Snake Oiler.
- A nasty ring, in the spittoon in the bar.
- A can of weak fungicide, from the bartender, if you agree to kill the goblin in the basement.
- A bottle of "Nurse" brand whiskey in the basement.
- A copy of Boring Springs Gazette Apr. 20 1895 in the basement.
NPCs
Quests
- Return the lost mugs to the bartender for 25 Meat each.
- Deal with the goblin.
- Kill the goblin in the saloon basement for 200 Meat and 3 xp.
- Alternatively, acquire Goblintongue and talk to Gary. You will be unable to complete the quest for the bartender but can take him with you when you leave town.
- Recover Susie's Rifle
- Talk to the bartender, then talk to Susie Cochrane at the bar. Visit the Boring Springs Boneyard then ask her about the grave to unlock The Cochrane Ranch.
- Visit the ranch and fight the Pyrobove in the basement to get to the safe. Take Susie's rifle back to her.
Meat
- 7 meat from trading a shiny rock to Crazy Pete in the bar.
- 73 meat from trading an unrefined Meat nugget to Crazy Pete in the bar, and unlocks the Hard hat in the mine.
Mad Libs
Talking to Crazy Pete give a different response each time. For example, Ding-dangit, there's a varmint in my biscuit-barrel!
Bucket Formula Phrase - [DARN] machines, can't trust em no more'n a [DARN] [SCOUNDREL].
- I been minin' these mountains longer'n a [DARN] [HUSTLER] can [CRAZY ACTION]!
- [SALUTATION], some [DARN] [SCOUNDREL] [HURT ME]!
- [SALUTATION], there's a [CREATURE] in my [POSSESSIONS]!
[CRAZY ACTION] - bark at the moon!
- count the stars!
- dance a hornpipe!
- remember momma!
- scream the solo!
- take a message!
- touch the mustard!
[CREATURE] - centipede
- ghost
- goblin
- hole
- horn-toad
- leprechaun
- rock
- scorpion
- spider
- varmint
[DARN] - Bald-headed
- Blasted
- Boondoggled
- Claim-jumpin'
- Cotton-pickin'
- Dag-nabbed
- Dagnab
- Dern
- Dirty
- Dirty-dealin'
- Double-crossin'
- Fork-tongued
- Four-flushing
- Frog-toed
- Furshlugginer
- Goldang
- High-heeled
- Hob-nailed
- Jim-jammed
- Left-handed
- Lily-livered
- Metal
- No-good
- Razza-frazzin'
- Sidewindin'
- Slam-jammered
- Stickle-backed
- Thistle-whiskered
- Yella-bellied
[HUSTLER] - bustle hustler
- corndog
- hop-frog
- mule
- raccoon
- rock skunk
- saloon Jimmy
- sandpiper
- shuffle munchkin
- widow
[HURT ME] - bit my beard!
- drank my whiskey!
- drew a mustache on my mule!
- grizzled my frizzle-frazzle!
- jumped my claim!
- poisoned the pickle barrel!
- punched me in the onions!
- sank my battleship!
- sapped my flapjack!
- stole my pickaxe!
[POSSESSIONS] - backpack
- bedroll
- biscuit-barrel
- boot
- chaps
- meatpouch
- rattle patch
- saddlebag
- sleepin' hole
- tent
- trousers
- whiskey
[SALUTATION] - By ginger
- Consarnit
- Dadgummit
- Dagnabbit
- Ding-dangit
- Gadzooks
- Godfrey Daniels
- Horsefeathers
- Tarnation
- Thunderation
[SCOUNDREL] - claim-jumper
- goblin
- hornswoggler
- horse-thief
- machine
- rattlesnake
- scab-shangle
- scallywag
- sidewinder
- snake
- so-an'-so